Text Box: You can contact me by
                         simply clicking here

Me in latest hands-free communication headset waiting for your call

Text Box: Or if you wish to be difficult, in one of these  other ways:
E-mail:    OR
Telepathy: Follow these simple steps
concentrate on the material you wish to send 
then place your index finger in the middle of your forehead 
press firmly for three seconds 
while concentrating on my picture at right and 
blow hard on your finger
wipe finger discreetly & hope for the best